Sweet sassy molassey it's been over two years since my last post.
So much has happened, friends, where do I even begin:
1) We packed up our stuff and moved to Cleveland.

Actually that's about it.  The real reason I stopped blogging was because my camera broke, and inertia is a particularly powerful thing.

Do I have a new camera?  No.
Does the iPhone 6 have a really great camera? Yes.
Could I probably just use that? Yes.
Do I own an iPhone 6? No.

Whilst I get myself in order, please enjoy this Instagram encapsulation of the past two years.

Is this just a screenshot of your phone?  Yes.
Are you really that lazy now? Possibly.
Did you make those bacon-shaped pancakes yourself?  Yes.

More to come...


Good afternoon, Knuckles!

Whenever I feel conflicted about wearing super-girly things, I think of Zooey Deschanel's quote in Glamour: "I’m just being myself.  We can’t be feminine and be feminists and be successful? I want to be a f--king feminist and wear a f--king Peter Pan collar. So f--king what?"

(Sunnies, Target; dress, Romwe; blouse, Banana Republic; shoes, Sam Edelman; purse, Elliott Lucca; necklace, Francesca's Collections; bracelets, F21, Banana Republic; rings, H&M.  I know this dress is a Mary Katrantzou Spring 2013 knock-off but let's face it, I'm more likely to have a third child than spend that kind of money on a single item of clothing.  Wealthy benefactors: DM for my size). 

Have a great week, Knuckles!


It's Friday, Knuckles!

I have been really into watching science shows these days, and wanted to share this cool photo:

(Photo of Earth, Voyager 1, taken from 6 billions miles away)

That little spec of light is the earth, you guys!  We are so totally tiny.  Some people think that the entirety of our universe is just one of an infinite number of alternate universes in the multiverse.  Which means somewhere out there I am yelling at Adam Levine to take out the dog. (#SCIENCE)

Speaking of alternate universes, the Rick Owens show yesterday was awesome.  Instead of models, he employed competitive step teams to strut and dance down the runway.  It's generated some controversy but I found it inspiring.  If you have a moment, check out the write-up at Fashion Bomb Daily (with Instagram videos) and the full collection at and decide for yourself.

step with momentum rick owens spring 2014 show
(Photo Fashion Bomb Daily)

Have a wonderful weekend, Knuckles!