Har har, now that I've gotten the dorky science joke out of the way...
For curvy ladies like me, the perfect jean shorts are hard to come by. The ones you find in stores are either too short or too long, or too tight around the thigh.
A few years ago I discovered how to make the perfect jean shorts: buy a pair of cheap jeans that are about 4 sizes too large for you! They will sit perfectly at your hips and you can cut them to any length you want:
(Sunnies, YSL; blouse, Akira; shorts, Old Navy; pumps, Style&Co.; earring, Icing; bracelets, Alex+Ani, F21)
I made these shorts years ago and I've never found shorts that fit better!
Speaking of jean shorts, who else is super excited for the new season of Arrested Development?!
Have a great week, Knuckles!